#old Ben: hi everyone how do I make my seven foot tall looming formerly evil face of the empire fist of the sith padawan look less evil

[tennessoui]

ok I am obsessed with the canon force ghosts obikin being young twunk anakin skywalker in all his glory and old man ben finally thriving

BUT can you imagine how funny it would be if vader was yanked into the Force to live forever as a force ghost dressed in his Vader armor??? like nothing about his appearance changes (he’s no longer in constant pain which is nice) he’s just Good and Light now

I know I know I know that’s not the point of the ending and Vader finds freedom from the suit as a force ghost to live forever as Anakin Skywalker

But I just think Ahsoka going about her day and turning to find the hulking and nightmarish form of force ghost Darth Vader is hilarious like:

Ahsoka: hm maybe today I’ll go into the market and buy those fried tentacle rings and — HOLY FUCK

Anakin as Vader: fried tentacle rings?? I thought you hated seafoo—stop screaming it’s just me—when did you start liking seafood??? You used to throw it out our window when you thought I wasn’t looking—seriously I promise it’s me I’m better now :)

Like. Old Ben makes him wear a sign around his neck that says “Vader Lite” or “I’m A Good Boy” or something because he won’t stop scaring the Force Sensitives by way of looking like the visage of the enemy and their worst nightmare for twenty years now looming in the corner trying to distribute Life advice because he’s sorta bored